How to be a Stripper with Beautiful Skin like Jennifer Lopez

May 16 2012

By : Jenn Tweet 2

When most non-industry people think of an exotic dancer, they visualize a twenty year old who looks thirty-five because of all the cigarettes, alcohol, and cocaine she has done. This couldn’t be further from the truth today!

And Ladies, You only have one set of skin, so taking care of it is crucial.  Just look at Jennifer Lopez here!  I’m Jennifer McCumber, author of Freedom V, feature columnist for ED Publications Magazine and I’m leading the movement for exotic dancer development all over the world.

My massage therapist told me a joke one time–  she was telling an older client about advancements being made to help us live to be 120 years old. The older gentleman then commented, “Well, I sure hope there are some miracles being made in dermatology before then, or we are all going to look like zombies!”

He was right! Younger people today will look at older folks in their 60’s and 70’s and think to themselves, “Am I going to look like that one day?” The truth is, you don’t have to. Here are a few ways for beginning dancers to maintain younger-looking skin for many years to come:

1.  Don’t over expose yourself to the sun, and when you go out into the sun, use a facial and body sunscreen every day!  This is the number one thing every dermatologist will tell you who knows what they are talking about.  Sun exposure is the number one thing that causes our skin to age – so protect yourself!

2.  Drink at least as many ounces of water as your body weight, per day. Our bodies are composed of 90% water, and this is the best way to keep your skin hydrated at its deepest level. Flavored water or other beverages don’t count; it must be pure water.

3.  Do not smoke! At my club, I am surrounded by cigarette smoke for hours on end. If I smoked myself, it would be much, much worse. Smoking is proven to cause wrinkles and cancer. If you need to quit, try acupuncture or see your doctor.

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Tanning Responsibly as a Stripper

May 13 2012

By : Jenn Tweet 4

Exotic dancing has been a blessing in disguise to so many women across the country.  I’m Jennifer McCumber, former stripper, author of Freedom V, feature columnist for ED Publications Magazine and I’m leading the movement for dancer development at gentlemen’s clubs across the country.

Just to hear that word brings back memories of my mom and my grandfather (who is, you recall, a plastic surgeon) screaming at me to put on my sunscreen. All jokes aside, tanning is something you really need to understand. If you don’t, at best you will get the sunburn from hell. At worst – and in all seriousness – you will get skin cancer. Here is what you need to know about tanning, and how it affects the dancer and the dancer’s health.

When a light-skinned dancer stands under the lights on stage, the illumination tends to wash her out. It makes it difficult for the audience to see the hard work she has put into her exercise program. The way to avoid this is by getting a colorful, even tan.

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Your Sexy Stripper Dancewear Can Make or Break Your Career!

May 4 2012

By : Jenn Tweet 1

 

One of the most important things you can do as an exotic dancer is make a good first impression with paying customers. What you wear and how you present yourself is the outward presentation to the world of who you are.  It will also determine your income potential, caliber, and success as an exotic dancer!

Choosing the best dancewear is one of the top ways you can gain popularity and a cutting edge at your club! Since you will be judged initially based on your appearance, it is important to establish your look based on the image you want to create.

This kind of expression in relation to dancing makes a huge impact on your business. The cut of your thong, like the cut of a pair of Capri’s, can make your figure look completely different than another cut might. That bottom piece to your outfit can make you look chunky or it can be slimming. How well you are groomed speaks miles about how well you take care of yourself overall.  Especially with the kind of money your customers can potentially pay you – they want an outward presentation that is as equally as high end.

The other issue is personality in your wardrobe.  How can your dancewear make you stand out from the rest of the ladies at your club?  How can you make yourself stand out to customers so that they are drawn to you?  And most importantly, how can you use your wardrobe to earn extra money?

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Establishing Your Style as a Stripper

May 4 2012

By : Jenn Tweet 1

Exotic dancing has been a blessing in disguise to so many women across the country.  I’m Jennifer McCumber, former stripper, author of Freedom V, feature columnist for ED Publications Magazine and I’m leading the movement for dancer development at gentlemen’s clubs across the country.

Establishing your style as a stripper is fun and completely natural. We don’t ever really think about why we like the bustier on the mannequin at Frederick’s, or why a particular chemise excites us. We just see it, go try it on if we have time, and pull our wallets out if we can afford to buy it.

Whether you are shopping for regular everyday clothing or buying for a special occasion, you go and try a few outfits on at your favorite stores and choose what feels most satisfying to you. Even when you shop for comfort or affordability, your choices of clothing still matter.

What you wear and how you present yourself is the outward presentation to the world of who you are.

This kind of expression in relation to being a stripper makes a huge impact on your business. The cut of your thong, like the cut of your Capri’s, can make your figure look completely different than another cut might. That bottom piece to your outfit can make you look chunky or it can be slimming.

How well you are groomed speaks miles about how well you take care of yourself overall. I find that men in general don’t like a look that is too fake, but at the same time, you have to put on enough makeup to make a difference in your look, and present yourself in a way that is stunning from the stage.

Again and again we find that conventionally attractive people are assumed to be more intelligent, more honest, more responsible, etc. than people we find less attractive. It is a subconscious judgment and unfair at times, but we live in a physical and materialistic world whether we like it or not.

Men place a significantly higher value on physical appearance in a partner than women do. This has to do with evolutionary psychology and how our ancestral human males sensed a more fertile reproduction rate in women who had the following features:

1.    Symmetrical face
2.    Full lips
3.    Low waist to hip ratio
4.    Proportion of body mass to body structure (or % body fat)
5.    Youthful appearance
6.    Straight, elongated vertical posture

Later in this video series we are going to go into how to choose the sexiest stripper outfits for your body type, but for now, I want to get your own wheels turning and discover the basics of what men will look for at your club so that you can get a head start!

I would love to hear your feedback as part of our discussion, so comment on the blog BELOW! “Like” our Facebook page called Freedom V for Exotic Dancers and our Twitter at FreedomVstrip.  This is Jennifer here with how-to-strip.com wishing you the best of success!

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How Strippers Earn Their Money Inside the Strip Club

Apr 30 2012

By : Jenn Tweet 7

I’m Jennifer McCumber, author of Freedom V, feature columnist for ED Publications Magazine and I’m leading the movement for dancer education at clubs across the world to help today’s dancers become tomorrow’s leaders.

You may ask, “How do I get paid as a stripper inside the strip club? How much does the average dancer make in a night? How does this whole business work?” I will answer your first and most basic questions in this video.

Each club works differently, so it is important to understand how this whole process will work for you before you start working. If you have to get a manager to explain it to you a couple of times, don’t feel stupid. Ask questions until you understand specifically how your strip club will be like or dislike from the following four.

There are four common ways that you will get paid as a stripper.

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1.  Cash from a Client for a Lap Dance

After sitting with a customer for a bit you can move things along by saying, “I would love to give you the most erotic time possible on this next song.” If he says yes, you proceed to give him a lap dance, then try to sell more than one, and then just keep going until he asks you to stop.

After you are done, you will tell him how much he owes, and he will pay you right then. Have a change purse handy that you watch like a hawk. Some clubs will let you keep your cash on the side of your G-string and wrap it with a rubber band. Just keep your cash on you, or close by where you can see it at all times.

For instance, if a lap dance is $25, you may have to give the club a cut – say, $7 of it. Many clubs let you keep all of your money from dances. You can also state your price, “plus tip,” as it is customary for customers to tip you on top of what a dance costs. Don’t be greedy, though; some clients get offended when you ask for a tip, so feel out the situation.

At my club, the price of a lap dance was $15, but it was generally customary for the client to give $20 across the board. So if you have a client that doesn’t seem to know what is going on or is new to the scene, just say “$15 plus a sexy tip!” in a bubbly way and they will do it. I would just charge the customer $20, however, it was against my club’s policy to jack up the prices so when in doubt, just tell them the actual price and be honest. Let them know what the deal is and that most people just give you $20.

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Exotic Dancer Etiquette Inside Your Strip Club

Apr 22 2012

By : Jenn Tweet 14

I’m Jennifer McCumber, author of Freedom V, feature columnist for ED Publications Magazine and I’m leading the movement for dancer education at clubs across the country to help today’s dancers become tomorrow’s leaders.

As you venture into this new world you may know little or nothing about, remember that even the pros make mistakes on some of these points of Exotic Dancer Etiquette inside the strip club. Here is an extensive list of things to be aware of, even if you have been dancing for a long time. Think of this as the way you must function in order to enjoy and prosper in this Fantasy Society of Fun!

1.    Lap dances are a more private, one-on-one activity and should not be done near the stage or the tip rail. Not only is it disrespectful of the dancers onstage, it can even be dangerous. I accidentally put someone in the ER one time because he was standing too close to the stage and my heel cut his head open!

2.    Sometimes you may share a stage with another dancer. Don’t be greedy over tips; pick up only what is yours, and share the bigger bills with the other dancer.

3.    At some clubs there are multiple individual stages with one dancer per stage, but each stage should always have a dancer on it. If you are due to be onstage, be there, because a dancer on another stage will be waiting for you and losing time and money because of you.

4.    Personal Hygiene – This is most important!    Make sure you are always freshly shaven everywhere! Armpits, bikini line, your arms if they are hairy, legs and toes. Make sure if you have larger or pendulous breasts to put deodorant in your creases and folds. Anywhere where there is sweat, or skin that rubs against skin, there is body odor potential. I can’t tell you how many times I have smelled body odor on dancers that do not put deodorant on the sides and under their breasts. It is important to be freshly showered before your shift and have clean hair. You don’t want to smell bad for clients!

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How to Be a Stripper: 13 Things You Need in Your Bag to Survive!

Apr 18 2012

By : Jenn Tweet 10

I’m Jennifer McCumber, author of Freedom V, feature columnist for ED Publications Magazine and I’m leading the movement for dancer education at gentlemen’s clubs all over the world.

It is easy to wake up late, be in a rush, and speed to work, realizing that you forgot some very important items that can make your situation at work much easier and more lucrative!

Save yourself much embarrassment and heartache by having these 13 things in your stripper bag on your first night — and every night after that!   Print out your own checklist of items that you check-off every day before work – and include these 13 things!

1.	Combination lock
2.	Makeup that won’t clog your pores when you sweat, like Bare Minerals
3.	Two outfits
4.	Two G-Strings
5.	Change purse, or a rubber band for wrapping money around your G-string or shoe strap (if allowed at your club)
6.	Perfume of high quality
7.	Deodorant
8.	Feminine products if needed
9.	Super Glue for your shoes in case your rubber heel starts peeling off.
10.	Meals/snacks
11.	A few bottles of water
12.	Exotic dancer’s license
13.	Driver’s license

 

 

The only meal replacement/protein/snack bar that I recommend is is the Zero Impact high protein mealbar. You can find these at AllStarHealth.com and at Bodybuilding.com, or simply go to your local vitamin shoppe and look in the protein bar section.    A week before you start stripping I would recommend ordering a box or two. They are:

– Much cheaper in bulk than any other bar individually
– All natural with nothing artificial added
– Very low in simple sugar (unlike most other protein/snack bars)
– Has the perfect ratio of Carbs/Protein/Fat that your body needs
— You can eat half at a time (a full one is a complete meal, a half of one is a snack between meals)
– They won’t make you feel bloated (unless you are allergic or sensitive to whey protein, and in that case I would recommend the “Enjoy Life” brand of bars in  chocolate flavors, caramel apple and more.  They are free of the 8 common allergens including gluten, dairy, nuts, and eggs.
– Lasty, the zero impact bars taste awesome!

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Getting Your Mindset Right as an Exotic Dancer

Apr 13 2012

By : Jenn Tweet 10

I’m Jennifer McCumber, author of Freedom V, feature columnist for ED Publications Magazine and I’m leading the movement for dancer education at clubs across the country as well as online.

It is easy to be dragged down by someone else who is unsuccessful or miserable, especially if you are considering exploring a business like exotic dancing which so few people really understand. It’s an example of “crab theory;” when a crab tries to escape from a bucket of water and break free from the others, they will pull him back into the water. The same thing happens with people – individuals and organized groups – such as clubs, families, friends, partners, religious groups and even entire cultures. Anyone who goes against what everyone else is doing will get abused for it. But being different is the only way that you can ever become exceptional.

 

Here are five core beliefs you must adopt in order to be successful with exotic dancing. These will help you stay positive and focused on stage, and off stage, too:

1.  My body is a masterpiece; showing it does not make me ashamed or embarrassed.  I get to do something exceptional that most people never experience first-hand. I provide personal, elite-level entertainment and fantasy by graciously sharing my beauty and charisma with an appreciative audience. I live what others only dream of.

2.  I deserve the maximum potential income because I am beautiful, I make people’s evening an experience like no other, I keep my body in shape because my body is my business, and I work very late hours.  I take pride in working hard at an honest living.

3.  I am a professional performer and as such I deserve to be paid the same as any other actor, musician or dancer.

4.  I am an actress, and my purpose at a club is to provide a night of fantasy and clean fun. My clients have a movie right in their lap and it is a fantasy performance. It is all make– believe, and that is understood.

5.  I will make my clients feel like a billion dollars: important, special, intelligent, handsome – because no other woman in his life does this for him. It’s the reason he is here and willing to spend his money for my company in a Champagne Room. It’s a win–win proposition, and I will give a man the best night he has ever spent with a gorgeous woman – without even having sex!

I would love to hear your feedback so comment on the blog BELOW! “Like” our Facebook page called Freedom V for Exotic Dancers and our Twitter at FreedomVstrip.  This is Jennifer McCumber here with how-to-strip.com wishing you the best of success!

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Four Steps to Audition at a Strip Club and Get Hired as an Exotic Dancer

Apr 3 2012

By : Jenn Tweet 6

I’m Jennifer McCumber, author of Freedom V, feature columnist for ED Publications Magazine and I’m leading the movement for exotic dancer development at clubs across the country as well as online.

Here are a few basic steps to help you get started with the hiring AND the auditioning process at your chosen strip club!

Step One:  Go shopping for a few basic outfits that compliment your figure.

If you can, take a man and/or girlfriend with you who will give you their honest opinion. You could also find an employee at your local lingerie or adult store to help you. You will need 4-6 inch heels – but make sure they are comfortable. You may also need medical tape to wrap your feet underneath where the shoes will likely chafe, to prevent certain spots from getting chafed and blistered the first night.

Always have an extra G-string or thong on you as well, along with a full backup outfit. Make sure you ask your manager what types of G-strings they allow.

Make sure that if you do not have your driver’s license and social security card or birth certificate with you at your interview, that you do have it at your audition, or before the first shift that you work; by law the club will need to make copies of these documents. Be sure you get your originals back, and store them under lock and key!

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Rick Santorum: Please Go Home! A Stripper’s Guide to Sorting Through the Current Political Mess.

Mar 29 2012

By : Jenn Tweet 5

 

Is it any wonder that most people who are involved in the gentlemen’s club industry stand for freedom of social democratic choice?  It is people like Rick Santorum that are ruining it for the GOP right now.  And for any inkling of support from the adult nightclub industry!  They are so busy talking about “God’s Law” and what people should and shouldn’t be doing on their free time that they are completely eclipsing their audience’s view of the economy and national security.

We’re starting to think that they have a “Holy War” agenda instead of a “Let’s get this country back on track so we don’t end up bankrupt and rioting like Europe” agenda.  From the moderate and liberal side of the political spectrum, people are screaming to “VOTE DEMOCRAT!” because their adult industry businesses “would be in jeopardy with a GOP president” that can appoint conservative supreme court judges who could therefore rule against strip clubs because of their religious bias when it comes down to case law, taxing and regulating in the court room.

Exotic Dancers may be considered “sluts” by some staunch conservative older judges, putting clubs at risk to look bad in the courtroom – but – what some attorneys and business men DON’T know is that they are putting their businesses and their country in much greater jeopardy, not by being Democrat, but by voting for THIS particular democratic presidential candidate, Barack Obama.

Here’s Why.

Romney will end Obamacare. Obama won’t.

Romney will cut spending sharply. Obama will increase it.

Romney will block grant Medicaid and food stamps and stop their growth. Obama won’t.

Romney will cut income taxes. Obama will raise them.

Romney will stop EPA regulation of carbon dioxide. Obama will step it up.

Romney will stop the NLRB from forcing unionization. Obama will continue it.

Romney will do all he can to help Israel stop Iranian nukes. Obama won’t.

Romney will crack down on Chinese currency manipulation. Obama is afraid to.

Romney will starve Chavez by curtailing purchase of his oil. Obama won’t.

Romney won’t bow to the Saudi monarch. Obama did.

Romney will restore defense cuts. Obama will disarm us.

Romney will approve Keystone and off shore drilling. Obama won’t.

Romney will push for school vouchers and choice. Obama killed it in D.C..

Romney will not cut Medicare to finance Obamacare. Obama is.

Romney will reform Medicare by using competition. Obama won’t.

Romney will stop debasing the dollar by printing more and more. Obama will print money.

Romney will encourage photo id laws. Obama will veto them.

Romney will appoint anti-terrorists to the Justice Department. Obama does the opposite.

Romney will call Islamic terrorists, Islamic terrorists. Obama doesn’t.

Romney will reduce the capital gains tax. Obama will increase it.

Romney will turn America around. Obama hasn’t, won’t and can’t. (More Dick Morris Commentary Here)

Adult nightclub industry friends and colleagues: if you need more factual proof, relative to your business, why Romney will in fact be an asset to our country and our businesses (because he will win the primary, not Santorum) vs. how Obama will continue to be a national liability and threat to the very lifestyle we call the American dream, keep reading…

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